Cheerleaders and Computer
Geeks Battle Catholic Schoolgirls to Save the World from Global Internet
self-righteous Church Ladies mistakenly believe that perky Happy
Valley Hamster Cheerleaders are responsible for the "Internet
smut" invading their children's bedrooms, they decide to take
Ladies recruit Stephen, once rejected by the cheerleading squad,
who burns with the desire for revenge! Now teaching at a parochial
school, Stephen recruits slutty schoolgirls to beat some sense into
those cheerleading hussies who rejected him!
turn to their arch social enemies, the gaseous, zit-popping computer
geeks, to help them learn kung fu. In amazing plot twists, the cheerleaders
repeatedly battle the schoolgirls, and somehow the camera shoots
the fight scenes looking up from ground level, in slow motion!
the shadows is the mysterious "Mr. X" who's really using
the Cheerleaders and the Computer Geeks as guinea pigs to test his
Internet Zombie Domination Software to rule the world!
Can the Cheerleaders
stop Mr. X's diabolical plans? Will the Computer Geeks learn how
to control their flatulence? Will giant fighting Megazord robots
stomp out Shoe Heaven? There's only one way to find out-watch "Cheerleader