Cheerleaders and Computer Geeks Battle Catholic Schoolgirls to Save the World from Global Internet Zombie Domination!

When meddling, self-righteous Church Ladies mistakenly believe that perky Happy Valley Hamster Cheerleaders are responsible for the "Internet smut" invading their children's bedrooms, they decide to take action!

The Church Ladies recruit Stephen, once rejected by the cheerleading squad, who burns with the desire for revenge! Now teaching at a parochial school, Stephen recruits slutty schoolgirls to beat some sense into those cheerleading hussies who rejected him!

The cheerleaders turn to their arch social enemies, the gaseous, zit-popping computer geeks, to help them learn kung fu. In amazing plot twists, the cheerleaders repeatedly battle the schoolgirls, and somehow the camera shoots the fight scenes looking up from ground level, in slow motion!

Lurking in the shadows is the mysterious "Mr. X" who's really using the Cheerleaders and the Computer Geeks as guinea pigs to test his Internet Zombie Domination Software to rule the world!

Can the Cheerleaders stop Mr. X's diabolical plans? Will the Computer Geeks learn how to control their flatulence? Will giant fighting Megazord robots stomp out Shoe Heaven? There's only one way to find out-watch "Cheerleader Ninjas!"